unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

algebra, geometry, and a lot of higher level math is completely useless in most fields of work and even fields of work that require a lot of mathematical knowledge don’t use a good chunk of the concepts presented in these classes so why the fuck do schools insist on wasting time on trying to teach their students concepts that most of them will not be able to grasp. like the only thing radical equations is gonna do for someone is lower their gpa

me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

seriousjones:

if wrestling is fake, explain this

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

play this at my funeral so that the world will know how i lived 

g-iggle:

Cole’s tweets give me life

g-iggle:

Cole’s tweets give me life

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

im Dan ok don't frickin touch me. i used to be seniorqueer iCarly fan(s)